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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”

It’s my birthday. So that’s cool.

Where do I submit my request to acquire a girl I enjoy the company of?

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - The Dark Knight (2008)

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I’m not mad at you for not giving a shit. I’m disgusted with myself for thinking you did.

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